Orin Gil and Neo Vacek are best friends and housemates just trying to make a living. Suddenly, they're violently dragged into a long-held feud when it literally comes crashing through their window. The participants: Charlotte Nightshade, an immortality-seeking elven witch, and Selma Echeverría, a vampire who wants Charlotte dead. Now that they're in Charlotte's crosshairs, Orin and Neo will have to join Selma's revenge quest--and the party will only grow. Is Selma's quest a noble one, or will it end up getting them all killed?